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'I don't suppose it occured to you to simply agree to disagree?'

"I am not asking for directions."

A Golden Non-Retriever

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'People, get a half-life!'

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"I'm sorry son, was that, 'I do', or 'please kill me'?"

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'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

"Do you have any reading material that doesn't mock the sedentary life?"

An elephant sneezes all over its trainer - 'Gesundheit...!'

Achooo

Well, I'm not leaving.

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

'No I haven't caught any fish.However, I feel I've gained valuable experience from today's events!'

'I've warned my husband he shouldn't jog 5 miles a day, but nobody can tell him anything!'

Man on mobile on train - 'You'll have to speak up, they've put a really annoying TV in the carriage...'

'We're going to start without him.'

The Evil of Mobile Order and Pay

Art gallery painting: 'The Sneeze'

"Let's not screw up a wonderful relationship by meeting."

Great

February

"Nevermind how fast I was going – you made me spill my cereal!!"

"I can't believe I got sick on my preplanned sick day."

Mr. Squeers and Mrs. Sliderskew unconscious of visitors

Manspreading

'That's my late husband.'