Stubborn Diyer T-Shirts

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

A Golden Non-Retriever

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Don't Take No For an Answer

Witch Hardware

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

DIY expert.

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Wrong end of extension cord.

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Ikeasaurus

Power and the Glory tools

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

'I don't suppose it occured to you to simply agree to disagree?'

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

Sunflower yellow

'I see you're adding a patio.'

Well, I'm not leaving.

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

'Disaster in the making...'

You've Got Nail!

Man Nailed to Wall

Weekend Warrior

Are you going to wax your car, Frank? No --- I don't want to finish something I can't start.

"You put in the batteries the opposite way!"

Punk painting his walls 'White with a hint of puke'

Bird basketball.