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"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Witch Hardware

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Power and the Glory tools

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

Sunflower yellow

"I couldn't work out how to assemble my wardrobe - then suddenly, it all fitted together..."

'I see you're adding a patio.'

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

'The directions were easy to understand...until you got past step 2.'

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)