Underwater Diyer T-Shirts

'Disaster in the making...'

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Witch Hardware

"Your dad says he's sorry. . . he'll be late for Christmas. He got hung up at work, again."

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

DIY expert.

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Wrong end of extension cord.

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Ikeasaurus

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Santa's elves were caught resting on their laurels.

Power and the Glory tools

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

'I see you're adding a patio.'

Sunflower yellow

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

'Alice, the blonde, speaking.'

You've Got Nail!

"Why can't we have a proper burglar alarm?"

Are you going to wax your car, Frank? No --- I don't want to finish something I can't start.

"You put in the batteries the opposite way!"