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"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

Witch Hardware

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

DIY expert.

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Wrong end of extension cord.

"If you don't want the light to keep shining in your eyes, stop asking me how much longer I'm going to read."

Self Serve Road Repair.

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Santa's elves were caught resting on their laurels.

God's lil' fix-it shop.

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

Ikeasaurus

Power and the Glory tools

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

The iSaw.

' ...so we decided to put in our own flood protection scheme.'

'I see you're adding a patio.'

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

When you mentioned a t-shaped bracket...

Sunflower yellow

"Yes, it is an interesting coffee table, isn't it? My husband made it from an old telly we never use."

"It works!"

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

Doris' diy bum lifts proved to be a great weight-loss method.