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Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"Home depot."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Workmate' bench helping DIY man "Left a bit"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Painting

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

Witch Hardware

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

'I felt that cobblestones in the atrium would add an air of permanence to the company.'

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"