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Witch Hardware

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'Welcome to the first support group for people who wish they were at Hogwarts.'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

DIY expert.

Arabian Nights.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Wrong end of extension cord.

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Santa's elves were caught resting on their laurels.

Ikeasaurus

Power and the Glory tools

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

Sunflower yellow

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

'I see you're adding a patio.'

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

'Disaster in the making...'

"Great way to change wallpaper. I've put them on rollers."

'Alice, the blonde, speaking.'

You've Got Nail!

Man Nailed to Wall

Are you going to wax your car, Frank? No --- I don't want to finish something I can't start.

"Why can't we have a proper burglar alarm?"

"You put in the batteries the opposite way!"