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Witch Hardware

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'Well, I think it's very creative of the dog to make a wig from his shed hair.'

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

DIY expert.

Arabian Nights.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Wrong end of extension cord.

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Ikeasaurus

God's lil' fix-it shop.

Santa's elves were caught resting on their laurels.

Power and the Glory tools

Tools for fools; A hand-knitted try square.

'Man with birds nesting in hair.'

Sunflower yellow

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

'I see you're adding a patio.'

"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."

"Great way to change wallpaper. I've put them on rollers."

'Disaster in the making...'

'Alice, the blonde, speaking.'

You've Got Nail!

Man Nailed to Wall

"Why can't we have a proper burglar alarm?"

"You put in the batteries the opposite way!"

Punk painting his walls 'White with a hint of puke'