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"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

(Camel paintings)

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Like that?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

A Tumble Cow

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Early on-line shopping