Disaster Dreamer Pillows

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

(Camel paintings)

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Here be dragons.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Like that?"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Early on-line shopping

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

A Tumble Cow

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Water balloons... water balloons..."