Doomsday Dreamer Pillows

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Climate Change Contingency House

Optimist

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Good. Then there's no reason to grade all those papers tonight.'

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

Preparing for the Apocalypse Line

The End Of The Story Is Near!

Prepare to meet your author today!

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

"When I grow up I want to be one of the horses of the Apocalypse."

"Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!"

'I'll bet it waits 'til after the geography test.'

"I know, I know ... But that's Alan Greenspan!"

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"I've been thinking, Mother - if the population of the world was annihilated, leaving only us two left alive...there's no way I'd want to change a thing."

How to survive the coming crash.

"He's working from home today."

"I thought she was being shy. It turns out she's a doom-dayer!"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

George Orwell

Totalitarian Humour

Apocalypse Research Center

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

Tuesday, 2022

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

Entering Dystopia - Formerly Pleasant Hills

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."