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"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."

Captain in a storm

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I am not asking for directions."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Cruise to nowhere

'Out anniversary was yesterday.'

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

"I want to exercise my right to Rome."

Well, I'm not leaving.

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

"Covid-19 on port bow!"

'Just keep howling till we get to the dock Ben.'

Row to Row

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

'You're so lucky, sea creatures only get savoury food, never sweet...'

Clumsy boat man and anchor.

"Oh, somebody might still want to buy it. I'll put it online as a listing."

'No I haven't caught any fish.However, I feel I've gained valuable experience from today's events!'

"I know it's your name, Eddie. I just don't think it's the best name for a boat."

"Oooh—dollar in the swear-jar, captain!"

Parade of Boats 2:30

Antonis Samaras

101 uses of a dead cat: boat

Great

The Sea Anglers: But one may spend many hours afloat without seeing another human being.