Stubborn Explorer T-Shirts

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

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Crab with a clown face.

"I am not asking for directions."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Rainbow/Horizon

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"You have arrived at your destination."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'...And how long have you been having these hallucinations that you're seeing a psychiatrist?'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

No crawling sign in the desert.

"The idea is to have a dream before you get here."

Swelling

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

Go away

Alice in Wonderland - The Cheshire Cat.

"I'm getting that feeling of deja vu again."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

'I've cracked it! It's all in German!'