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"I'm already seeing an anthropologist."

Hardships of the Great Adventurers � Warmth! The Arctic. Food! The seas. Water! The Desert. Internet connection! The vacation cabin.

"I'm getting that feeling of deja vu again."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'Well, we made it.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

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