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"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Living on the Wild Side (for timid guys)

Go away

'I always run into you during my me times.'

'You need to come out of your shell.'

'Now I don't have to be home. I can be anywhere and not get calls.'

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"Hey everybody! Cruz finally got his first friend request!"

Extreme social distancing...

"Gah! Too many people!"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Club Antisocial

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

Myspace then and now.

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

'I wish somebody would say something.'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"I love summer."

"I'm getting that feeling of deja vu again."

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

"I knew it was unnatural to jump that high out of water."