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"Honey, you’re doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Club Antisocial

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Myspace then and now.

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

Private Jet

"What A Party."

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Go away

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

'You need to come out of your shell.'

Diversions at the Pub

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

"Well look who decided to show up."

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

Communicating in These Strange Times

"It's not easy to get used to real parties again..."

'450 friends but no-one to talk to.'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"Oh, no. Here comes that couple we just met whose names I forget because I wasn’t listening to them!"

"Hey, you! Wanna be my best friend?"

"You are having a great time....you are meeting lots of interesting new people....you are glad you came...."