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"Hey, you! Wanna be my best friend?"

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

'It's not what you know, it's WHO you know.'

Diversions at the Pub

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

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'Mind if I join you?'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

Big Talk/Small Talk.

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

The car showroom

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

'...He's always been the life of the party.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"I have eight spirits coming through."

Myspace then and now.

"Anyone can helicopter in -- but how many firms have a corporate gondola?"

"I just always show up to everything!"

"What A Party."

"Honey, you’re doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

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