Introvert Adventurer T-Shirts

Myspace then and now.

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

Nobody Special Label

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Nerd tryouts.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Mind if I join you?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

Introverted Chair

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."