Introvert Adventurer T-Shirts

Myspace then and now.

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

Nobody Special Label

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Club Antisocial

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'