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"I'm only going to the party because the suicide attempt failed."

"I love the summer holidays...two whole weeks with no stress, no pointless meetings and irrelevant e-mails... And by the time he gets back I'll be off myself!"

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

Please observe an awkward silence.

Communicating in These Strange Times

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Shy man under table marked Reserved

'450 friends but no-one to talk to.'

"She's really great. Maybe we can be friends and not hang out."

IntroBert

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Introverted Chair

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'