Introvert Explorer Mugs

"I'm only going to the party because the suicide attempt failed."

"I love the summer holidays...two whole weeks with no stress, no pointless meetings and irrelevant e-mails... And by the time he gets back I'll be off myself!"

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

Please observe an awkward silence.

Communicating in These Strange Times

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Shy man under table marked Reserved

What if I'm one of the sad losers they aim these ads at?!

'450 friends but no-one to talk to.'

"She's really great. Maybe we can be friends and not hang out."

IntroBert

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Mind if I join you?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."