Introvert Traveler Mugs

Private Jet

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"At last - no Trump."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'