Extroverted Explorer T-Shirts

"I tried victimless crime, but I'm a people person."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Imagine

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"Who are These People?"

Scenic selfie site

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

The car showroom

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"You there - shoo!"

'You want me on my feet and running to avoid predators in one day!'

Myspace then and now.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"Anyone can helicopter in -- but how many firms have a corporate gondola?"

'To hell with the rules.'