Extroverted Explorer T-Shirts

"I tried victimless crime, but I'm a people person."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Imagine

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"You need to make room for the dirty laundry."

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"Who are These People?"

Boy flying boxed kite with bird's nest in it.

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Scenic selfie site

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

The car showroom

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'You want me on my feet and running to avoid predators in one day!'

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Myspace then and now.

"Anyone can helicopter in -- but how many firms have a corporate gondola?"

"You there - shoo!"