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The car showroom

'I buy and awful lot of contemporary art. I'm an emperor - I can afford to...'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"Look, a bug!"

Baroque Peacock

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Crab with a clown face.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Heading off with a packed bag

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

The Airport.

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

100k Desert Crawl

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"Wow! I knew you were rich, but I didn't know you were that rich!"

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

"I opted for the upgrades."

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"Anyone can helicopter in -- but how many firms have a corporate gondola?"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I have eight spirits coming through."

Confusing directions.

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"Yes, our drinks are very expensive, but that includes your cab fare home."

Tourist Directions