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'I don't drink any more. Mark you I don't drink any less.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You must heal yourself.'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

FAQs.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Did you have a cat?"

"All the celebrities come here."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Welcome Ghost.

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'