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"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Oh, crap.'

Astral Projection

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'You must heal yourself.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Christian and Born again Christian...

FAQs.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"Do you have an appointment?"