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"Let's register as a charity and get people to donate their souls."

"All I want from them is a simple majority on things."

Louis Armstrong

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Home depot."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Oh, crap.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

FAQs.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"