Soul Explorer Pillows

"Let's register as a charity and get people to donate their souls."

"All I want from them is a simple majority on things."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

The Path

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Did you have a cat?"