Soul Navigator Pillows

Passport to eternity

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Better times ahead.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Christian and Born again Christian...

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Midlife: You Are Here.

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Existential Risk

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"You are here"

The Anti-Materialist

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"Yeah, well, we've all got baggage."

SOE (South Of Earth)