Soul Navigator Mugs

Passport to eternity

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Better times ahead.

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I haven't felt that overwhelming urge to create, but then again I haven't felt much of anything lately."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Existential Risk

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

"You are here"

Midlife: You Are Here.

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

'Don't look upon me as a priest, look upon me as your personal 'After Life Coach.''

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

"The meaning of life at a glance"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

While playing fetch, Beasle inadvertently set back interplanetary relations for millennia.