Soul Journey Explorer Mugs

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'You must heal yourself.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"All the celebrities come here."

"Did you have a cat?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."