Soul Journey Explorer Mugs

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Oh, crap.'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'You must heal yourself.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

FAQs.

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Did you have a cat?"

"All the celebrities come here."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.