Symphony Navigator Mugs

'I guess we're flying by instruments.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

A Preschool of Fish

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Pull and all nighter...

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Babies

Musical Note Nail

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Sleepwalking Golfer

Arrow Church

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

A Higgs Bosun

Bass Clef

"They were known as the tribe that didn't sleep."