Spiritual Navigator Mugs

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Arrow Church

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Home depot."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You must heal yourself.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'