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'I guess we're flying by instruments.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

A Preschool of Fish

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Pull and all nighter...

Things that go beep in the night.

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'I'll see your Social Security Supplement and raise you Medicare and a Canadian pharmacy ID.'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

Babies

Musical Note Nail

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Arrow Church

Sleepwalking Golfer

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

Bass Clef

A Higgs Bosun