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Bass Clef

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

New music conference

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

Golden age of music

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Musical Pipe

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Musical Bicycle.

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Heaven

Musical Note Nail

Musician

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

Boxing with your harp

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

Richard Wagner

Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

A Musician's Wings

Guitars

Music shop

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