Music Note Navigator Gifts

Bass Clef

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

New music conference

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

Golden age of music

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Musical Pipe

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Musical Bicycle.

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

Heaven

Musician

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Musical Note Nail

Musician's Fishing Trip

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

Boxing with your harp

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

Sigh. … I wish I had that kind of energy.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

"I find that incessant barking eases the pain."

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

'Whoever said practice makes perfect never had kids with drum sets.'

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

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Echo Hills - Please bear with us while we lower the decibel level.

Competitions.

Music shop

A Musician's Wings