Musical Notes Gifts

Musical Note Nail

Golden age of music

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Musical Pipe

Heaven

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

Musician

"We start on #F."

Bass Clef

"We may have the same ringtone, Kenneth, but they're in totally different keys."

Must be one of those underground bands.

Boxing with your harp

"Here's another depressing song about me."

Richard Wagner

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Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

Musical notes F-A-C-E between lines on musical scale

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

Throwing Away Music

Ransom Note - We have your glasses

"It's the new union rule - we have to provide cots for them if they have more than 8 bars rest."

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

Blowing your nose musically.

"If you're lookin' for treble, stranger, you've come to the right place!"

Beethoven's last.

Raining letters

The Queen of the Night goes to the optometrist

"Lieutenant, he left a suicide sticky."

Cellist

Street musician and music notes falling into hat on ground.

"He looks natural."

"I must be getting old. They're playing my favorite son on the muzak!"