Melodic Footnotes Gifts

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

Dept. of History. This term paper doens't have any footnotes at all! I'm suffering from citer's block!

'I married him because he made my feet tingle when we played footsie. Turns out it was neuopothy.'

An amplified harp

Musical Pipe

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Musical Note Nail

Musician

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

Bass Clef

"We start on #F."

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

Another Programme Reminding You How Much Better Music Used To Be.

Richard Wagner

Tweet

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

Musical notes F-A-C-E between lines on musical scale

Throwing Away Music

"It's the new union rule - we have to provide cots for them if they have more than 8 bars rest."

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

Blowing your nose musically.

"If you're lookin' for treble, stranger, you've come to the right place!"

Santa Claus does not exist - Satan

Beethoven's last.

Raining letters

The Queen of the Night goes to the optometrist

Cellist

Street musician and music notes falling into hat on ground.

"He looks natural."

"I must be getting old. They're playing my favorite son on the muzak!"