Melodic Laboratorian Gifts

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

The Music Seed

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

Quantum Mechanics.

Piano Bar

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

music store

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

Nature Scents Research Department.

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

The take your mother to work program.

Tune Up Shop.

Lab rat at bar after work: 'No, seriously. I'm in medicine. Cutting edge stuff. I work in a lab downtown.'

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'