Melodic Laboratorian T-Shirts

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

The Music Seed

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Quantum Mechanics.

Piano Bar

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

The take your mother to work program.

Nature Scents Research Department.

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

music store

Lab rat at bar after work: 'No, seriously. I'm in medicine. Cutting edge stuff. I work in a lab downtown.'

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'