Melodic Mathematician T-Shirts

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

First Piano Lesson

Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

Mathematics.

Lovebird and the Song Birds

Lady Anglea

Romance Music

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

'How would you describe yourself?'

The Conductor

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

Tune Up Shop.

"Darling, you complete me!"

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

"Nice sonata, but it wouldn't hurt him to comb his hair and smile now and then."

Camille Saint-Saens.

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

'You borrowed $27,000 over the years to study computer sciences. According to our files, you now owe us $1.83.'

'Think Big!'

Why parallel lines never meet.

"When I listen to Mozart, the numbers just seem to crunch themselves."

Musicians.

"I'm sorry, but you do not qualify for the home office credit."

Deep in his heart James the accountant was an artist. Sometimes when he was alone in his office, he worked the keyboard like a pianist playing the Goldberg variations.

Worker playing the hammer from the anvil like a flute

Man playing the flute

Zither

"I'm standing on my head"