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The Conductor

Can You Spot the Differences?

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

I love my Timpani

Horti-Culture

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"Scotch and water musick."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Dynamite little combo

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Artist and Musician

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Quartet.

Orchestra conductor

Malcolm Sargent

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Kultural K9's.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Three Ladies

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

Waving from Behind the Curtain