Melody Mathematician T-Shirts

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

Sergey Rahmaninov

Musical Bicycle.

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

'Confirming the belief that music and math are related, I will now sing some lovely French equations.'

Musical Note Nail

'I think he is a composer.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

'I always forget whether I'm flying a 747 or playing an organ.'

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

Mathematics.

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

'How would you describe yourself?'

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Montserrat Caballé

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

The Conductor

Tune Up Shop.

Mathematician listens to a 'PiPod'

"Now let's up the tempo from 4nX3-x to 3P7?Kr."

Guitars

'Violin in the shape of a nude.'

Choir Games

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

Camille Saint-Saens.

"Nice sonata, but it wouldn't hurt him to comb his hair and smile now and then."