Lyrical Scientist T-Shirts

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

E=Emcee Squared

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

Sergei Taneyev

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

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'The music business.'

Leos Janacek

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

Franz Schubert

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

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'The country just may not be ready for patriotic rap.'

Samantha Fish

The Great Chemical Novel.

'After hours at the piano lab.'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

Harp Book

"I've got rhythm, music, my girl - check. But somehow I still want more."

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

Cagey Bea