Lyrical Scientist Mugs

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

Lennon and McCartney.

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

E=Emcee Squared

Sergei Taneyev

Sir Patrick Moore.

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

We never roam anymore.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

'Yes, I know the Beatles said 'all you need is love,' but they also said 'just give me money.''

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'100% Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes'

'The music business.'

Leos Janacek

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

Franz Schubert

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

Rational explanations

The Great Chemical Novel.

Samantha Fish

'The country just may not be ready for patriotic rap.'

'After hours at the piano lab.'

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

'This is a song about losing something you dearly love, searching for it everywhere and finally finding it only to lose it again. I call it 'Lookin' for my remote in all the wrong places'!'

Harp Book

The quantum physicists enjoy a pre-conference stroll.

"I've got rhythm, music, my girl - check. But somehow I still want more."