Lyrical Scientist Gifts

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

E=Emcee Squared

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

Sergei Taneyev

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

'100% Grammatically Correct Popular Tunes'

'The music business.'

Leos Janacek

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

Franz Schubert

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

Rational explanations

'The country just may not be ready for patriotic rap.'

Samantha Fish

The Great Chemical Novel.

'After hours at the piano lab.'

"I'm composing a song for the new administration. It's entitled, 'Hell to the chief'."

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

'I got rid of those funny little spots in front of my eyes. Now what's bugging me is a buzzing noise in my ears, like somebody sawing logs.'

Harp Book

"I've got rhythm, music, my girl - check. But somehow I still want more."

"Buck, Duck, Luck, Muck...." - Rap Rhyming Dictionary

Cagey Bea