Musical Scientist Gifts

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

Sir Patrick Moore.

'After hours at the piano lab.'

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Mozart on a computer,

Hildegard von Bingen

Ginger Baker.

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

"I'm putting you on country music."

"I compose using post it notes!"

Computer Music

Sergei Taneyev

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Vivaldi and his creative partner

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Richard Wagner

Leos Janacek

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

Franz Schubert

Antonin Dvorak

'I've made spaghetti Johann - very good for contrapuntal work!'

A little night music...

Dmitri Shostakovich

"Whoa! That dude is awesome!"

What can I get you? I'll have a mocha, a scone, and an explanation of Beyonce's "Formation" video. Ok. Would you like that for here or to go? Here would be good. Ok. Last month, Beyonce released a music video that expressed pride in her black heritage. Pride in black culture, pride in black physical features, pride even in the Black Panther movement. The reason this is ok is, for centuries, mainstream culture has been telling black people to be ashamed of all that. They've been told to straighte

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