Music-loving Scientist Gifts

Lecture Tonight. Evidence of Water on Other Planets. Using "Moon River" as background was a nice touch.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Sexual chemistry set

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Galileo, I've had about enough of all your gravity experiments!"

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Sir Patrick Moore.

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Please, George...not here!"

Shelton takes an ill-fated flight on his plug-in heli-pack.

'Are there any more at home like you?'

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Cambridge Dons Researching Gravity.