Music Scholar Gifts

Franz Schubert

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Baby Piano

Robert Fripp

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Lennon and McCartney.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Cimafunk

Marimba

Guitarist

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

Omara Portuondo

Rhapsody in Blue.

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Impressing dad.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I gotta be me!"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."