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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Sexual chemistry set

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Pavlov's Cat

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Three Scientists Who Discovered Gravity Before Isaac Newton Did

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"Please, George...not here!"

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'Are there any more at home like you?'

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'