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The Anti-Agent

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Hildegard von Bingen

Digital Fomo!

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Covid Music

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

"Mrs. Beetle, Marty's screen is frozen, again."

No Instruments Please

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"I think we could work very well together."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Is there an audio edition?"

"I love these fitness bracelets! it's like having a tamagotchi, but the tamagotchi is you."

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Yes it's Mozart...but is it evidence-based Mozart?"

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

'It's a fake pony-tail and an hawaiian shirt Dad: I'm going for an IT job interview...'

Vivaldi and his creative partner

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

'Oh, we don't need your references. We got hackers for that.'

Richard Wagner

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

"Do you have the 'Oxford Companion to Michael Jackson'?"