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His Bach was worse than his bite.

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

My other cello is a Stradivari

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Covid Music

The band.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

No Instruments Please

Early Morning Roll Call.

Wha about trying another antivirus?

A 60's pop group

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Col Pugno

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Mykola Lysenko

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

"I just know I have a great password in me."

Keyboard in Heaven

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"Does it look like I'm on break?"

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

A street musician plays on a portable keyboard; a glass for tips sits in front of him.

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

the Carpenters greatest hits...

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

Computer Four Hands.

Dancing with death.

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."

Scared elephant paints a mouse.

"You're charged with blowing the roof off, bringing the house down, and totally killing it. How do you plead?"

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."